Although initially unclear about both shopping and hunting expectations, Bear found his shopping groove. . .and model escaped unharmed.
Humored by the "punny" boxers, he went ahead and picked up a pair for his bothers-in-law and best friend. Christmas shopping. . .check.
He found so many things he never knew he needed but never again wanted to be without!
Workers, fighters, and world champions. . .It was a must-have for Bear and his rough paws.
But this. . .this was it! It was just what he needed. The Duke Cannon box read, " Serious hunters know you can't risk getting winded when tracking a trophy buck. The only option is to go stealth. This Big Brick of Soap has a unique formula that captures odors, smothers them, and prevents their release. It's like a Special Forces combat mission against your scent. Won't dry you out either."
But seriously, Bear just wanted to make everyone aware of his move to the man-cave in Memories and tell you to watch for exciting changes coming to the front of the store.
Clue: Bear has always wanted to learn how to paint! 😉